http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934

Absolutely classic idea! What a piss take!

We should wheel out a different old codger every year, my vote goes for Gary Glitter next…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17230760

Is this correct? Only the UK and Czech Govs can see this just another stepping stone en route to some dystopian German led socialist republic of Europe.

How long till we are referring to Europe as Germania, have one central government in Berlin and regional governers for the satellite countries. I bet the Kinnocks can’t wait to throw their names in the hat for ‘Großbritannien Landeshauptmann’.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106230/Insult-WWII-heroes-Graves-British-soldiers-smashed-desecrated-Libyan-Islamists-protest-U-S-soldiers-Koran-burning.html

… Rid these people of a ruthless dictator and this is how they repay us.

I hope the UK Gov thinks twice before wasting any of our tax money on Syria.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16983788

Bollocks to cultural differences, I have to use their bogs, they can use ours!!! Whoppers

Well, lets be honest, you can see this going wrong. Can you imagine me, at a formal event with serious overtones? I’ve been given some rules from the bride to be

Can’t say f**k, c**t or t**t (you can see a Shaun Ryder/TFI Friday moment: 0:38, classic moment, you can see me doing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mgPnTUkJqA)

Apparently, my carpet munching joke was ok about my guys first wife but the dogging.lipstick references on the second wife were out of order?? Work it out

I’m writing a speech, can you imagine? I need some input and I need some ideas! Come on DLIGmongers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16943314

Talk about having too much time on your hands!

Don’t Let It Go you Kitty Fiddlers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16870595

Walking off stage with a big bag of swag after saying “Helooooooooooooo” and telling a few shit jokes.

DLIG!